Monday, September 12, 2016

Tweet

What birds do on the internet: and some blokes too.

President

A person who takes control of order and creates chaos.

Summer

When it rains in England and in my heart.

Chinese Proverb

He who talks shit, gets punch in gob.

Bowels

A fart is a message from the brain telling you that shit is on the next train.

Father's Day

Father’s Day is a day for children, especially the father.