Saturday, October 16, 2010

Warmed

Life is warmed by the flames of hell.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Laugh

He who laughs last is the last to get the joke.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Opinion

To have an opinion is not necessarily equivalent to having any sense.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Space-time

Space-time must be curved because the hands on a clock always end up where they started.

Missiles

Surely missiles should be called hitiles!

Wet

Why is water wet yet gin dry?

Fever

A fever is good, if you’re John Travolta.

Death

Death is like birth - it only comes around once in a lifetime.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Stomach

A full stomach is an empty cupboard.

Feeling

Feeling is something that needs no words.

Writing

Writing - words without the feeling.

Moonlight

Moonlight - moonshine without the fun.

Alchemy

Alchemy - wishing the chemistry would work.

Obesity

The cause of obesity is never being fulfilled.