Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Pernod

Pernod - perfect for pickling people!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Enigma

An enigma is as puzzling as a solution.

Life

Life is as enigmatic as living.

Food

Food is life but food is death.

Forever

Forever is between infinity and reality.

Infinity

Can there be a straight path from here to infinity?

Winter

A clear winter’s sky offers cold infinity with warm philosophy.

Politicians

The egos of politicians are as large as the voids in their heads.

Faith

Faith in god can be lost but faith in death lasts a lifetime.

Optimism

Optimism equals hope times time.

Freedom

Freedom is failed complacency.

Monday, November 1, 2010

60s

The 60s were the start of it all.

World

There can be a world in just one word.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Warmed

Life is warmed by the flames of hell.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Laugh

He who laughs last is the last to get the joke.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Opinion

To have an opinion is not necessarily equivalent to having any sense.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Space-time

Space-time must be curved because the hands on a clock always end up where they started.

Missiles

Surely missiles should be called hitiles!

Wet

Why is water wet yet gin dry?

Fever

A fever is good, if you’re John Travolta.

Death

Death is like birth - it only comes around once in a lifetime.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Stomach

A full stomach is an empty cupboard.

Feeling

Feeling is something that needs no words.

Writing

Writing - words without the feeling.

Moonlight

Moonlight - moonshine without the fun.

Alchemy

Alchemy - wishing the chemistry would work.

Obesity

The cause of obesity is never being fulfilled.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Cataract

Behind a cataract is all to see.

Question

A question can be more difficult than an answer.

Low

Do you have to be low to get high?

Friday, September 24, 2010

This

If this is all there is, what is the rest?

Fiction

Making up one’s mind is fiction?

Monday, September 20, 2010

Future

The future is just a million, million, million, million, million, million, millionth of a second away.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Eternity

Trying to understand eternity is a waste of time.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Powerless

To be powerless is to be without a tea-making facility.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Time

Time is a relative and space is a friend.

Will

Where there’s a will, there’s a mortal.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Observing

Observing people from a distance is more enlightening than holding their hand.

Friends

To be without friends is to be without a voice.

Money

Money is the root of all wealth.

Compliment

Every compliment beckons a compliment.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Unenlightened

Never look directly at the sun lest you wish to be henceforth unenlightened.

Cost

What be the cost of free will?

Reflect

What does a mirror reflect in the dark?

Illusion

If time is an illusion, then magic must be possible?

Time

Time is just an intrusion.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

ATP

The human body produces its own weight in ATP each day.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Watch

To wear no watch is to be free.

Entanglement

Here and there are everywhere, according to entanglement.

Black and White

Nothing in life is black and white, except grey of course.

Nothing

I have nothing to say but I’ll say it anyway.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Honey

Honey, you sweetened the kids!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Past

The past never goes away as everything ever created in the universe is still present in one form or another.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Music

Some music is like a mathematical equation - you either get it or you don't

Chinese proverb

He who talks shit, gets punch in gob

Bowels

A fart is a message from the brain telling you that shit is on the next train

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Lightning

Seeing a dark grey sky without a lightning storm is like staring at a blank canvas without a paint brush.

Now

What fraction of a second is now?

Time

When the time comes, will time still be a construct?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Internet

The internet sucks ... and blows.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Stars

I look for shooting stars in every cloudless sky.

Moonlight

Moonlight or sun night?

Monday, July 19, 2010

Tubby

Tubby or not tubby, that is the digestion.

Rules

Those who write the rules don’t have to do the jobs.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Truth

Truth is not even as far as you can see.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Italian

The Italian language is music in words.

Late

When the time comes it will be too late.

Stop

Stop the world I want to get on.

Sentence

The shorter the sentence the longer the pause.

Good time

A good time is only good because of the time.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Hurt

It’s very easy to hurt but so hard to die.

Migraines

Trying to cure migraines is just like banging your head against a brick wall.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Vanity

Vanity is best kept in a case.

WiFi

Where does the wifi go?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Money

Money is like talent - you keep trying to make it.

Talent

Talent is like money - I haven’t got any!

Boredom

When time ends so will boredom.

Canvas

A blank canvas is like a sunburn - they both irritate until you cover them with oil.

Relative

If time is relative why is space-time curved when all my cousins are boys?

Memory

I might have lost my memory, but I can’t ...... you get it!

Craziness

Craziness is all in the mind.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Rebuke

A rebuke is like death - once is enough!

You

Never is so long, ever is so lonely - without you.

Grass

Sitting in the grass can be a pain in the ass!

Friends

Friends are like lovers - one is so good, many are trouble.

Think

Whatever it is, think about it, harder!

Poetry

Poetry is like a heart - without it you can’t survive.

Love

Love comes when you breath in deep and stays when you breath out slow - try it!

Feeling

When the feeling comes peruse it and use it, but don’t abuse it or lose it.

Inspiration

For inspiration look out of the window into the dark.

Realisation

Realisation is not knowing but being.

Music

When the music is too good, living is so bad.

Dangerous

If I was good at anything, I’d be dangerous.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Father's Day

Father’s Day is a day for children, especially the father.

Compliment

A compliment can break your heart.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Credible

Weather forecasters are as credible as astrologers.

Bright

The sun is as bright as usual behind even grey clouds.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sun

The summer sun is a magnet, cutting sleep short and deceitfully overcooking its children.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Consciousness

Human consciousness is largely non-self awarness consciousness.

Forever

How would you know when forever is reached?

Life

A mote of stardust and a sprinkle of magic to seed a life.

Noone

There’s noone looking at what you’re looking at.

Radio

Radio stimulates the imagination whereas television causes constipation.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Sunshine

Gaps in the clouds don’t let the sunshine through - it was coming anyway.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Airspace

My airspace has become full of low flying nosey parkers who obviously find my place interesting so I hope they enjoy the rude signs and mooning!

Grass

If I could smoke my lawn it would save cutting it.

Rainy Day

Waking up to a rainy day and wishing it was sunny so you could cut the lawn.

Sunny Day

Waiting for a sunny day to cut the lawn and then deciding it’s too nice for anything physical.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Condensed Light

When we realise that matter is but condensed light then we will understand what mind is, and that the two are not so very different.

Leaves

Leaves are only green when someone looks at them.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Mechanistically

How does the mind affect the body, mechanistically?

Love

Was, “Is it better to love or be loved?” ever answered?

Wine

Wine is like space; it’s intangible yet wonderful.

Bath

A shower is refreshing and cleansing but a bath is amniotic comfort.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

iPhone

Yesterday’s beautiful iphone became tomorrow’s ugly antique when the new model was presented today.

Windmills

It’s safer to hold your breath near windmills.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Too Tired

It really is true that you can be too tired to sleep, which is why I'm writing this at 2.30pm from my bed even though I stayed up all of last night.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Spider

How is it possible to write one profound sentence when a bloody spider has the cheek to run across my desk and try to crawl up my arm?

Late or Early?

This time in the morning the sky is never blue.