Saturday, June 26, 2010

Money

Money is like talent - you keep trying to make it.

Talent

Talent is like money - I haven’t got any!

Boredom

When time ends so will boredom.

Canvas

A blank canvas is like a sunburn - they both irritate until you cover them with oil.

Relative

If time is relative why is space-time curved when all my cousins are boys?

Memory

I might have lost my memory, but I can’t ...... you get it!

Craziness

Craziness is all in the mind.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Rebuke

A rebuke is like death - once is enough!

You

Never is so long, ever is so lonely - without you.

Grass

Sitting in the grass can be a pain in the ass!

Friends

Friends are like lovers - one is so good, many are trouble.

Think

Whatever it is, think about it, harder!

Poetry

Poetry is like a heart - without it you can’t survive.

Love

Love comes when you breath in deep and stays when you breath out slow - try it!

Feeling

When the feeling comes peruse it and use it, but don’t abuse it or lose it.

Inspiration

For inspiration look out of the window into the dark.

Realisation

Realisation is not knowing but being.

Music

When the music is too good, living is so bad.

Dangerous

If I was good at anything, I’d be dangerous.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Father's Day

Father’s Day is a day for children, especially the father.

Compliment

A compliment can break your heart.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Credible

Weather forecasters are as credible as astrologers.

Bright

The sun is as bright as usual behind even grey clouds.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sun

The summer sun is a magnet, cutting sleep short and deceitfully overcooking its children.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Consciousness

Human consciousness is largely non-self awarness consciousness.

Forever

How would you know when forever is reached?

Life

A mote of stardust and a sprinkle of magic to seed a life.

Noone

There’s noone looking at what you’re looking at.

Radio

Radio stimulates the imagination whereas television causes constipation.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Sunshine

Gaps in the clouds don’t let the sunshine through - it was coming anyway.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Airspace

My airspace has become full of low flying nosey parkers who obviously find my place interesting so I hope they enjoy the rude signs and mooning!

Grass

If I could smoke my lawn it would save cutting it.

Rainy Day

Waking up to a rainy day and wishing it was sunny so you could cut the lawn.

Sunny Day

Waiting for a sunny day to cut the lawn and then deciding it’s too nice for anything physical.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Condensed Light

When we realise that matter is but condensed light then we will understand what mind is, and that the two are not so very different.

Leaves

Leaves are only green when someone looks at them.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Mechanistically

How does the mind affect the body, mechanistically?

Love

Was, “Is it better to love or be loved?” ever answered?

Wine

Wine is like space; it’s intangible yet wonderful.

Bath

A shower is refreshing and cleansing but a bath is amniotic comfort.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

iPhone

Yesterday’s beautiful iphone became tomorrow’s ugly antique when the new model was presented today.

Windmills

It’s safer to hold your breath near windmills.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Too Tired

It really is true that you can be too tired to sleep, which is why I'm writing this at 2.30pm from my bed even though I stayed up all of last night.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Spider

How is it possible to write one profound sentence when a bloody spider has the cheek to run across my desk and try to crawl up my arm?

Late or Early?

This time in the morning the sky is never blue.