Thursday, December 22, 2011

Meat

One man’s meat is another man’s last breath.

Friends

When friends get tough, tough they’re gone!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Grey Clouds

Above the greyest of clouds there is always a blue sky.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Nought

Nought is material, or immaterial.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Happier

Miserable, sad, or melancholic - which one makes you feel happier?

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Daydream

Can one daydream in a dream at night?

Jobs

Billionaire and visionary Steve Jobs died yesterday aged 56 years, whereas I sit here without a pot to piss in and no prospects; what’s going on?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A Life

A life: when it’s gone it’s one.

Time

Time is an intrusion.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Dream

I just woke up, so I can resume my dream.

Who

Who is that big eye in the microscope?

Seeing

Seeing is just a state of blind.

Tomorrow

You’ll look back on tomorrow as an important day in your past.

Now

Now is too short to bother with.

Psychotherapist

Why would you want to see Psycho The Rapist?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Electricity

The shocking truth about electricity is that resistance to it will only impede your swim against the current.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Life

Life is just a waiting game during which we hope that death is instantaneous.

iCloud

In the UK there won’t be an iCloud in the sky until 2012.

Never

Never is infinitely short.

Spell

I once cast a spell to pass an English exam.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Truth

The truth is always out there, but never in here!

Now

How can we ever know what we look like ... now?

Benefits

There are benefits in being dead - you never get older!

Days

Days until the end of the world - minus 1.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

To live

To live is to fail - what's wrong with that?

The Walk

The walk is usually a limp.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Lonely

What happens when two lonely people meet?