Friday, April 21, 2017

Horror

Consciousness is Nature's way of hiding the horror of reality by providing us with imagination to devise infinite facades.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Blow

When the wind gets up why does it always wind me up?

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Fix

Morning has broken but should I get up to fix it?

Friday, April 7, 2017

Politicians

When politicians talk it’s time for all to walk.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Tweet

What birds do on the internet: and some blokes too.

President

A person who takes control of order and creates chaos.

Summer

When it rains in England and in my heart.

Chinese Proverb

He who talks shit, gets punch in gob.

Bowels

A fart is a message from the brain telling you that shit is on the next train.

Father's Day

Father’s Day is a day for children, especially the father.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Wave

Whenever I leave, I always electromagnetic wave goodbye.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Small Things

To be a microbiologist is no small task.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Cheap

Men and women should be free, or at least very cheap.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Insomnia

Holding a wake for the disbanded insomnia club, whose members did something unthinkable while counting sheep!

Friday, July 11, 2014

Quantum

Quantum mechanics is just relativity for the small minded.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Sorry

Sorry, don’t know what’s going on here, except that since MacJournal was updated it’s been posting all of my different blog posts to here. Crap innit?

Copenhagen

Reality might be real after all, but then again I've never been to Copenhagen.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Sunday, March 9, 2014

like

Abortion - like euthanasia, understanding that life is just tidy molecules.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Travelling

Are light beams just travelling light?

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Bleach

Do people who bleach their teeth have a tendency to bleach their anuses?

Friday, February 14, 2014

Supercede

Memes will supersede genes.

Jailbreak

Why is it invariably illegal to jailbreak our own brains?

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Infinity

Will we run out of time in searching for the answer to infinity?

People

People who know nothing are a great annoyance to those of us that know even less.

Forever

Is that all the time is - at this rate I could live forever?!

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Statesmen

Most statesmen are men who left their country in a state!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

The Whole

The whole picture is larger and smaller than we could ever imagine.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Blackness

Above the bluest of skies there is always blackness.

Poetry

Prose should not be easy, poetry should be impossible.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Music

Too much music in the world and not even enough time to see.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Rain

Whenever it rains I feel cleansed of the past.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Brother

Always take care of your brother.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Bored

Nothing to do and no hole to show for it!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Tripolar

Is it possible to be tripolar - sometimes up, sometimes down, but often looking for an alternative?

Friday, April 13, 2012

Ask

Ask now your parents, aunts and uncles everything you can about your family and friends, for soon you will wish you had.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Performance

Performance does not necessarily equal ability.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Satellite

Like a satellite, always be in a revolution!

Space-time

If space-time warps, what do you do?

Breathing

Breathing in is like … life, breathing out is like … love.

Song

A song can be all you need to.

Sometimes

Sometimes one sentence is too much.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

alchemy

Does consciousness interrupt reality?

Time

When will time end?

Forever

Is forever a short time for the dead?

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Yesterday

Yesterday is no time at all.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Future

There’s no time like the future.

world

The world is what it used to be.

Whatever

“Whatever will be,” kills me.

Beget

What you see is what you beget.

stars

I look for shooting stars every cloudless night.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Meat

One man’s meat is another man’s last breath.

Friends

When friends get tough, tough they’re gone!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Grey Clouds

Above the greyest of clouds there is always a blue sky.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Nought

Nought is material, or immaterial.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Happier

Miserable, sad, or melancholic - which one makes you feel happier?

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Daydream

Can one daydream in a dream at night?

Jobs

Billionaire and visionary Steve Jobs died yesterday aged 56 years, whereas I sit here without a pot to piss in and no prospects; what’s going on?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A Life

A life: when it’s gone it’s one.

Time

Time is an intrusion.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Dream

I just woke up, so I can resume my dream.

Who

Who is that big eye in the microscope?

Seeing

Seeing is just a state of blind.

Tomorrow

You’ll look back on tomorrow as an important day in your past.

Now

Now is too short to bother with.

Psychotherapist

Why would you want to see Psycho The Rapist?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Electricity

The shocking truth about electricity is that resistance to it will only impede your swim against the current.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Life

Life is just a waiting game during which we hope that death is instantaneous.

iCloud

In the UK there won’t be an iCloud in the sky until 2012.

Never

Never is infinitely short.

Spell

I once cast a spell to pass an English exam.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Truth

The truth is always out there, but never in here!

Now

How can we ever know what we look like ... now?

Benefits

There are benefits in being dead - you never get older!

Days

Days until the end of the world - minus 1.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

To live

To live is to fail - what's wrong with that?

The Walk

The walk is usually a limp.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Lonely

What happens when two lonely people meet?

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Pernod

Pernod - perfect for pickling people!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Enigma

An enigma is as puzzling as a solution.

Life

Life is as enigmatic as living.

Food

Food is life but food is death.

Forever

Forever is between infinity and reality.

Infinity

Can there be a straight path from here to infinity?

Winter

A clear winter’s sky offers cold infinity with warm philosophy.

Politicians

The egos of politicians are as large as the voids in their heads.

Faith

Faith in god can be lost but faith in death lasts a lifetime.

Optimism

Optimism equals hope times time.

Freedom

Freedom is failed complacency.

Monday, November 1, 2010

60s

The 60s were the start of it all.

World

There can be a world in just one word.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Warmed

Life is warmed by the flames of hell.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Laugh

He who laughs last is the last to get the joke.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Opinion

To have an opinion is not necessarily equivalent to having any sense.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Space-time

Space-time must be curved because the hands on a clock always end up where they started.

Missiles

Surely missiles should be called hitiles!

Wet

Why is water wet yet gin dry?

Fever

A fever is good, if you’re John Travolta.

Death

Death is like birth - it only comes around once in a lifetime.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Stomach

A full stomach is an empty cupboard.